seriously.
i opened
up ideeli
today and
found this
i just can't
wrap my head
around the... styling
nothing makes
a frumpy pair of
shoes look better
than hideous clashing
tights and a fan from
home depot.

wow...they do
look so sexy now
that you are standing
on that cheesy stool atop
a bouquet of plastic flowers

from the Holiday Inn
genius.

yeah.

and a ladder.
classic

no words.

but the
best part
is that most
of them are
already sold out.